Not quite a micro penis but significantly smaller than a little penis
James just wriggled around on top of me with his little shrew dick
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 17, 2020
1. My English teacher is such a shrew.
2. William Shakespeare wrote "The Taming of the Shrew."
by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch March 20, 2016
A funny word to say. Sometimes a shrew is known as a small mammal.
by l_mo5 July 6, 2006
1. A penis that is extremely skinny but an average size. Usually the width of two pencils.
1. That guy is such a faggot. I bet he has a shrew!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!
by Machoman6969 March 11, 2009
A shrew.....
The story of the shrew:
High school pep rally. Gonz comes up to me with a video of a shrew eating a snake. “
What the hell is that man?”
That’s a shrew and that’s all u need to know. We formulated the shrew by gettin ur hand wet in some pussy. You do that and ur a shrew.
Arthur: What you doin tonight man?
Brian: “Oh nothing just hangin with some chicks tryna shrew”
by Gonzfunnay December 20, 2017
an unidentified long squishyworm that Bruce and Micah made.
by BeepSkeepMeepLeep September 16, 2021
Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3math class.
by Alison March 23, 2003