A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.
Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."
by Wiggle_drum February 26, 2018
Chubby middle age goober, easily irritated usually from Philly, also referred to as scheduling dickhead, prick, homo, ect. Sexually frustrated and some times happy go lucky guy.
That scheduling dickhead have me working late on my Friday.
by COLD BLUE STEEL November 20, 2004
Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.
Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.
by exitflagger April 23, 2008
A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.
Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.
by abbott_j October 31, 2009
Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. § 1308 et seq.
"The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppersslangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."
by mcnulty April 9, 2007
List of things in order of when you will do it
Look up porn
Search random shit on ud
by Flantacolisousniss March 24, 2015
On the regularschedule; sometimes; when I feel like it
I'm on my schedulely diet.
by Mya99 November 5, 2017