when you and a person are trying to get together but your schedules keep coming up with more and more conflict and you're like 'ah jeez i dont actually care about this person this much. fuck it'
i was trying to get a second date with this girl, but as we textedback and forth about trying to find a good time and repeatedly failing, we got scheduling fatigue and i never saw her again. :(
by cfboyd May 3, 2016
In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.
Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.
"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"
"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"
"It's gonna be lit.
by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016
When your partner only lets you shag on special occasions like Anniversaries, Birthdays, and Christmas. Therefore making it the ABCschedule.
Yeah man, Cristin has Michael on that ABC Schedule.
by Jebbbbbby February 15, 2017
A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.
I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonight... I hope she isn't offline for scheduled maintenance.
by rideSpecialized June 10, 2009
A category of drugs that can be legally prescribed but are the most stringently monitored because of their potential for abuse and {diversion. Schedule II drugs include stimulants such as cocaine, amphetamine and opiates such as fentanyl, which is far more dangerous than heroin, even though the latter is Schedule I. While Schedule I drugs have been deemed as having "no medical value" and cannot be prescribed because they are presumably the most dangerous, Schedule II drugs are generally far more dangerous and addictive than Schedule I drugs. The fact that non-lethal drugs such a cannabis, and psychedelics such as LSD and peyote are Schedule I drugs say more about the period when the schedules were created (as part of the 1970 Controlled Substances Act, under Nixon) than they do about the actual danger of the drugs.
Dr. Feldman's ability to prescribe Schedule II drugs was suspended after the DEA noticed he was prescribing thousands of Percocets at a time to six buxom women he knew from Temple.
by MTyeW23 May 30, 2018
(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!
*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!
by Caroline Himanen February 4, 2010
the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.
Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!
by Ben Robot July 2, 2008