The morning aftersex you provide your partner with nothing more than a bus schedule to get home.
I totally bus-scheduled this chick last night. I slept with her, and in the morning sent her on her way with a print out of the bus schedule.
by Holden Iroquois July 17, 2008
The schedule that likes to get infinitely longer! As of October 2021, the schedule for children up to ages 18 is 72 doses long. If you live to be 78 you can add 60 more doses of flu shots added onto that along with Prevnar and shingles!
After Pharma ties the Covid V's to everyone in America's job, we are going to see a 200+ dose schedule (yearly doses coming). While this is happening, the fools say to "trust the science," the medical experts laugh to the bank, and human health takes a mass decline from turning into a society that once got shortly acutely ill to chronically ill. Those chronic illnesses rise at exponential rates and so does Pharma revenue/profit. Imagine if science told you just because smoking one cigarette doesn’t increase lung cancer, that means smoking 10,000 cigarettes doesn’t either…
Johnny: Hey Doc, at any point in time is that whole vaccine schedule going to be tested for compounding effects on human health and safety?
Medical expert: ummm...
Fool who trusts the science: Hey johnny, don't get ask questions man, just shut up and believe in science!
by Libtard buster October 16, 2021
Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves
1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.
2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.
3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).
Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"
by NeaSyz September 30, 2009
when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.
example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"
example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
by lorielle September 12, 2007
A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.
The crewscheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.
by Corlyann February 8, 2006
Predetermined and consistentsexual intercourse.
Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.
Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.
Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!
by Lionhearte May 24, 2008