What you're doing when usingurban dictionary.
I'm masturbating.
by ccthz January 28, 2021
What you were probably doing a few moments ago.
Joe: Whatcha doing?
Jimmy: Masturbating.
Joe: Cool, me too.
by Chuck Norris' son February 7, 2009
something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.
Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009
when a person 'makes love' to themselves by gently stroking their genital area. done for pleasure. women- often involves stimulating the clitoris, and sometimes involves inserting a long hard object into the vagina. men- involves wanking, i.e. gripping the hand around the penis and vigorously moving it up and down. masturbation can end in the woman/man cumming. often can cause embarrassment and often taboo, especially as regards to women.
omg my mum totally walked in on me havina wank, dude!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!
by nipcharmedtuck June 7, 2006
Giving yourself a damned good seing to.I started when I was twelve and when I was about to cum, it hurt like hell as the semen shoots up from the testes for the first time.
Take off all your clothes, stand in front of the mirror and wank yourself dry.
by anonymous February 16, 2004
The act of being busybut stillnot really having anything to do.
"Hi, you busy?" "Yeah" "What are you doing?" "Masturbating" "Wanna go catch a movie instead?" "Sure"
by TiCyB August 1, 2006
somethign to do to passthe time
i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierdrelatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!
by wallis & futuna islands June 8, 2004