A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.
the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.
by bambimustdie March 29, 2010
1. A horseback rider.
2. Underwear brand
3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.
Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!
by davestophittingonjohn January 19, 2015
To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12
I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.
by Richie P83 September 30, 2011
A person too tall to be called a midget or dwarf but not quite tall enough to be considered normal.
Gee when will that Jockey's balls drob
by M0nkeyButl3r September 5, 2016
A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like 'fag' or 'emo'. Usually refers a male between the age of 11 and 16 years. Is derived from a horse ridingjockey who are commonly short and light weight to for-fill their roles.
Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice
(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags
Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.
Below is a quote taken from the epitome of jockey(ness)
"<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"
by Anonymous79696 April 26, 2008
A racial slur used to define a person with negroid traits i.e. Dark skin, big lips,, nappy hair. It ids mostly used in the presence of negros ao that one will not be thought of as a racist.
Damn man, look at all these jockeys in line at the foodstampoffice.
by Arab5000 November 29, 2010
To "Jockey" someone means to fuck a male and/or female in the ass and headbuttthe bag of their head, causing them to become unconcious.
Person A - Dude, i just gave my girl a jockey last night.
Person B - Man... That's fucked up... pretty nasty..
by Tweedlepop June 3, 2009