English Football Hooligans' kit:
Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly
Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan
Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss.
Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg.
Fingers: Fake gold jewellery.
Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross
Feet: Reebok Classics
Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights
Mouth: Foul language
Cranium: A lonely brain cell
by ComradeDmitri June 11, 2004
by ronniefan September 25, 2006
An often unrowdy, violent and middle aged member of society. They hangout outside football/soccer stadiums and in local pubs and cause civil unrest. They often look for trouble and are very right wing, like Tommy Robinson right wing.
If they catch you wearing a shirt that's of another team you better get your ass out of there before they get that beer belly and whoop your ass.
Famously angry team supporters include the:
Liverpool football club in particular
All of Scotlands teams
All teams in 100 miles of Birmingham
by Kaisermann July 6, 2020