A bed is a miniaturegravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
...But I just can'tlift myself out of bed!!
by MatsumotoMania December 5, 2013
mum: get out of bed
by wins April 14, 2011
a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good
im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)
by flash August 1, 2004
A word that looks likewhat it is.
yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.
by insideout hamster December 30, 2010
The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.
I lovegoing to bed and sleeping.
by Chickenwing21 October 4, 2006
Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person
He is so hot, I wouldlove to bed him.
by Oz February 3, 2005
A word that looks like the object itself. This includes a head board, mattress, and base board. A place that you sleep.
Doesn't the word bed make you tired because it looks like one?
by Agaydefinition September 1, 2009