(to) have sex
Want toget Laid? = Want to have sex?
by Christmas29 November 28, 2013
what we live for but neverachieve
john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard
by thechas3 September 29, 2020
To get fucked.
Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...
There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
by kinkylimerix January 12, 2015
getting some; having sex
I metthis girl at a party last night and got laid.
by manda March 22, 2005
the first thingan egg does
"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."
by Mike the Ekim July 6, 2005
To get laidmeans to have sex
some guysjustwanna get laid
by Alina February 25, 2005