mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
by goodvibes4ever October 11, 2020
by StephenInd October 11, 2020
by Green&Red bows October 17, 2020
A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godlessheathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.
"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"
"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"
"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"
by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 19, 2020