A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.
To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
by Paul November 29, 2004
a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).
by Paul May 24, 2004
Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.
by Paul June 19, 2006
Educationally SubNormal - a special person.
by Paul January 1, 2004
A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.
Come here claggers.
by Paul December 2, 2003
Fuel used in conventional internal combustion engines. In North America, this is known as gas. Cf. Diesel, kerosene.
Where's the nearest petrol station?
by Paul March 26, 2004
the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes
"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?
by Paul May 26, 2004